Howie, A few things.
"I'm not trying to start a flame war here" = I'm trying to start a flame war here.
So far you have been met with some very reasonable, well-worded and patient replies but I think the rest of the posts have failed to acknowledge the gravity of the letter which you sent to the people who bust their asses maintaining the school we love so dearly.
Let's take a tour shall we.
1. Instructor Absent From Show - The UCB instructors are comedy writers, actors, directors, producers, etc, not just your Improv instructor. They don't just sit at coffee shops grading Improv homework waiting for the school day to start. You spoke as if your mother missed you play a tree in an elementary school play. I am sorry no one could critique your tree work.
2. Varying Levels of "Talent" in 101 - You only took 101, and an Intensive at that. You will always have a mixed bag of characters. Even in the professional realm you will always encounter a wide variety of skill, style, and attitude. Your hope for a completely homogenous group of people is not a reality nor is it a recipe for success.
3. "I am a smart, intellectual individual. I require a smart, thoughtful examination of my work." - This is a community theatre attitude. A circle-jerk of compliments does nothing for a performance group. Often a lack of feedback, thus inducing self-reflection, does just as much good as constructive criticism. You appear to want your instructor, a seasoned Improv veteran, to acknowledge your genius in a 101 class and fast track you to the big leagues.
Bottom line bro, you only finished 101, you have a LONG way to go. You seem to not even know if you like improv yet as you said very little about improv and a lot about the incompetence of everyone you encountered.