It's true! I will.
I am a writer and performer currently on the UCB Harold Team Sixkiller. I am also a member of the indie groups Meredith's Facebook Photos and Family Mattress. You can also catch me in the two-man sketch group Clyde McFly, which can be seen on the Internets and elsewhere.
I am happy to coach your team on whatever form you would like and/or what I think your group might need. Either way, there will be fun.
Aside from many great instructors at UCB, I've also studied at The Annoyance Theater and Second City in Chicago. I have performed at the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, UCB 3-on-3 Tournament, Big Grande's Freaks on a Leash, The Sound of Silence, Not Too Shabby, Spank, LA Indie Improv Fest and more.
contact me at: email@example.com
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