Harold Team Age Limit Rumor

[joewengert]

There is no Harold Team "age limit" at the UCB in LA. There is a rumor going around in classes that you must be 25 years old or younger to make a team. This is silly and untrue.

PROOF: Casey Feigh was 49 years old when he got on a Harold Team last year.

The Harold Committee makes decisions based on your ability to perform Game-based Long Form improv as taught in our classes with other human beings.

If you know the name of the person who started this rumor, bring them to the back alley way door on Tamarind near the newsstand on Wed Sept 1st at midnight.

[ecordero]

I want to see Wengert fight someone. Lets get the rumor starter out in the street!!!!!

[joewengert]

I am not going to fight the rumor starter.

I did forget to mention that you should bring the rumor starter to the alley with a burlap sack on his/her head.

[ecordero]

...so that Wengert can beat them up.

[jakeregal]

I've heard you can't be older than twenty-five at heart. Dave Theune is a Lost Boy.

[Drew DiFonzo Marks]

I heard you can't be over 25 feet tall. Which for safety reasons is probably true.

[Danny Mastrangelo]

I heard you can't be 25 people! Right, guys? Cuz that's RIDICULOUS!

Besides, that's not the rumor. The rumor is you have to wear Converse and listen to Girl Talk every night for a year.

[joewengert]

The converse/Girl Talk thing is true.

[perlstein]

Fuck... now I gotta figure out what Girl Talk is.

[jjscomedy]

I heard that if you go into a bathroom and turn off the lights and look into the mirror and say "Harold auditions" 25 times, you'll get on a harold team.

Is that true?